sfumato
when you jerk off in your attic on a hot summer day, so your j-zz blends with your own sweat, creating a very salty fluid for later consumption. the most popular method of consumption is freezing it until it’s at a consistency similar to a dairy queen blizzard, but that is called a “sfumato à la mode.”
“what’s that smell?” “well, last night, i da vinci’d this b-tch and i got a sfumato going, but it all spilled all over the floor.”
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