sfut


what you become when you are high on life and insane at 12:48 am on june 21.

normal signs of sfutness include:
– breakage of headphones by sticking them up your nose and listening to the music come out of your mouth.
– sticking your tongue out at inanimate objects because they were giving you a ‘funny look’.
– spinning around on a rolly chair, searching the road to enlightenment. in other words, you begin thinking you are buddha.
– you take a pee while singing ‘row, row, row your boat.’
– you laugh at the noise the fan is making because it reminds you of the squeeking of a bed during s-x.
– you end up making up words…such as sfut because you can’t remember how to spell sl-t.
you’re such a sfut. that’s so sfutty.

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