sfwp
acronymn – safe for work p-rnography.
essentially anything s-xually arousing but which would not fall into the nsfw category.
examples include side b–b, celebrities, sports images, things that look like things they aren’t, anything on wikipedia, animals and objects like carbon bicycles.
matt – “dude, i just had a 3 hour meeting, i feel rubbish!”
tom – “no worries braw, ill hit you with some sfwp!”
matt – “dude, thanks for the pic of emma watson’s side b–b whilst she was cycling, it really cheered me up!”
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