sgambon
a slampig, that enjoys the song “how to touch a girl”.. also likes touching girls named marykate, and can occasionally scream in pain from saszum. not to be confused with other swimmers. is not very good at marketing and loves people.
sgambon is my biffle.
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- sexy stuff
commonly referred to as fore play, the act of fore play. can also be used to refer to anything which is deemed to be s-xy or items used for s-x, ie. vibrators, lubricant, condoms, p-rno mags, etc. dude, that b-tch wont stop nagging me but i have to say i do love the s-xy stuff.
- hairwash
the act of washing your hair ‘im going or a hairwash’
- Measure Me Softly
a game school kids play involving a ruler measuring their flaccid p-n-ses. whoever has the smallest flaccid p-n-s gets a grade a -ss whupping and is humiliated. boy scout leader: “which of you kids wants to play measure me softly?” little boys: “me! me!”
- measuring tape in her purse
a woman who only goes out with guys with big d-cks thus the measuring tape. she measures a guys equipment and if it is not of a certain length she says “next.” you do not want to go out with her if she carries measuring tape in her purse.
- meatclap
when a male steps out of the shower and his meat claps against his leg. “nolan fillet told me a really stupid story about meat clapping. i then later tried it for myself and it works!!!” “i swear i could just stand here and clap my meat up and down all day long.” when you […]