Sgt. Drawgo McBurnpants
a magic: the gathering player who has a reputation for playing blue-red control decks containing large amounts of counter, draw, and burn spells. the use of the nickname is generally employed after a particularly frustrating number of consecutive wins, such as 3, with a spell that is both draw and burn.
you…you…sgt. drawgo mcburnpants you!
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