shadow farting
this is a person that silently farts , calculates the density and rise of the vapors to coincide with his or hers movement to a different location before the fart becomes known to the fartees, therefore knowing that the concentration of the blame will be at the opposite end of the crowd, the sly coward joins in on humiliating a completely innocent person.
betty’s nephew at betty’s graduation party: jack ! did you do that, did you cut the cheese, it had to be you, jeez !!!
jack blushing: no ! no ! i swear i didn’t do it , no i way man, somebody had to be shadow farting , i didnt !
betty’s nephew : yeah it was you jack, i saw your face squirreling just before you let it !
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