shadow mongoose
the act of a female (or male) sneaking into a janitor’s closet and creaping up on and giving head to an unsuspecting sleeping janitor without awaking him. should one fail, and awake the sleeping janitor, he will be forced to execute the snake ambush.
laqueesha: hey girlfriend, what you doin?
shenainai: yea la, i just got away with the shadow mongoose on that new janitor.
laqheesha: aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh. you’s is one sly biach, sistaaaa.
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