shadow whore
an individual, typically female, whom portrays themselves as a modest individual in public, yet acts whorish in the “shadows”. commonly known to send flirtatious snap chats to men yet when asked for s-xy time by said led on males they often respond with “i can’t, i’m not like that, i don’t do that” resulting in a confused, blue balled male.
fratboy 1: bro totally thought i was getting laid this weekend!
fratboy 2: no way bromigo, what happened?
fratboy 1: she totally wanted the d but turned out she was just a “shadow wh-r-“.
fratboy 2: ouch brofessor, you must be felling blue…
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