Shady Band Naming


when a group of musicians who aren’t that great name their band something super cool. usually you will here this band’s name and be like “oh d-mn” and go look it up. you will be disapointed.
mitch: dude i heard about this band “attack attack!” last week and it sounded cool so i looked them up.

alec: that’s a sick name! i’m going to check them out!

mitch: no don’t bother. there was some shady band naming going on…

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