Shafering
the act of masturbation to completion during oddly non-erotic situations, generally ending with sperm on the bottom of a desk or table, or soaking into your pants.
man, i was really shafering hard while watching that youtube video about point-of-sale systems. my pants are soaked with c-m now.
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