shaft lipping
getting a bl-w j-b while committing a felony at kohl’s…#purdue
the last time i talked to my mother was when she bailed me out for shaft lipping at kohl’s.
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a bracelet given to a friend as a semi-joke, preferably a tasty looking one,woven or made of a thread like fibre.once it is broken they owe u a sh-g. easily obtainable from camden market, once it is broken there is no turning back. alternative rules stipulate it is the breakee of the bracelet who must […]
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when a nappy headed hoodrat combs or brushes their baldheaded rough hair into a little -ss ponytail that looks like the rubberband could fly off any second cause it won’t give up that tiny piece of sh-t for nothing. shanicia had to comb her little rough dry mess of a hair into a stingy ponytail […]