Shaftmouther
a name given to an overly douchebagish person. usually he/she will spend the day listening to, and i say loosely, “artists” such as stephen jerzak and nevershoutnever; hence, thinking he/she is cool. unknown to him/her, he/she is a social reject. known to makeout with 2 boys in the same night, several times. also is known to have a group of friends named “the wolfpack”, all of which are also known to be h-m-s-xuals as well. he/she has no life as well. if you know a shaftmouther, you should usually lynch them as soon as possible.
billy: hey, what’s that?
joe: that’s a shaftmouther.
billy: oh sh-t, get the torches, let’s burn that motherf-cker.
joe: yeah, burn the f-ggot!
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