Shag mile
while the distance travelled by light in a year (a “light year”) is a significant measurement, there is one that has greater relevance to most of us: the “sh-g mile”.
the sh-g mile (noun) is the distance one is prepared to travel in order to have s-x.
imagined sms exchange-:
a: i am quite enamoured with you.
b: i feel rather p-ssionately disposed towards you.
a: if only…
b: …we weren’t so many sh-g miles apart?
a: yes, but it’s a measure of my deep-seated l-st for you that i will travel around 150 sh-g miles to see you.
b: i’ll be waiting on the bed with my kit off.
-the real exchange would be considerably fruitier than this
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