shag muffin
it means that you’re hot and s-xy, and also good enough to eat!
person a: you’re such a sh-g m-ffin!
person b: thanks!
noun
1. p-ssy, esp. one that hasn’t been shaved. the general pubic area of a woman. see also; sh-g, m-ff, gash.
2. a woman who is “sh-ggable” or “sh-g worthy”.
fav: i’d go down on that sh-g m-ffin.
ant: you would, you carpet banger!
this is when you decide that you want to enhance your s-xual experience by either,
1. shoving a m-ffin over your bell end or,
2.ramming a m-ffin up your v-g-n-.
this s-xual act is best when used with chocolate chip.
many men have died trying to perform this act. this is why many p-rn stars do not attempt it, and it is banned in 477 countries of the world.
i saw a guy who had sh-gm-ffin. he was dead.
do you want sh-g m-ffin? yeah my bell end loves chocolate
someone you l-st over or find very attractive
someone s-xy as h-ll !
someone with a fine -ss
someone who enjoys crazy wild s-x
1: dude, kitty is a sh-gm-ffin, she’s gorgeous !!
2: wow look at that sh-gm-ffin
3:chris-“man, that girl lat nigh was such such a sh-gm-ffin we were all over the plaice !!”
pat-” haha nice!, i’d sh-g her miffin! hahah”
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