Shag Points
metaphorical points that you gain from a s-xual partner when you say some thing nice or complimentary to them.
the more points you get the more sh-gs you get
guy – “you’re so beautiful, i’m so glad i found you’
girl – “aww thank you!!”
guy – “h-ll yeah, that’s some serious sh-g points for me” (thought not said aloud)
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