Shag Vision


when the girl/guy someone has been getting close with s-xually/intimately is put on a pedestal and looks better than they actually appear to that person
guy 1: i dunno mate, jessica has huge t-tties, a big -ss and she’s so hot!!
guy 2: ahh, that just sounds like you got sh-g vision, man. i wouldn’t mind her but i wouldn’t go out of my way

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