shagwipe
anything that is used to wipe up after s-x, including but not limited to: kleenex, towels, small pets, shirts, sheets, pants, underroos, hair, socks, toothbrushes, adult diapers, etc.
non-use of sh-gbag will result in a dirty sh-gwipe and a larger sh-gslick…
it can also leave crunchies in your p-b-s.
she: dumb-ss, go grab me a sh-gwipe to clean off this mess
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