Shahriar
shahriar is the most beautiful handsome man in the world. every girl falls in love with him whether they know it or not. he has an unbelievable amount of confidence and fashion sense. with his style alone, he is surely destined for success. he is a lover, not a fighter, but he will fight for what he loves. he has many different girlfriends, but he’s honest with every single one of them. he’s very p-ssionate about life and is very much an attention wh-r-. he loves being the center of attention and with his social skills he is able to captivate a whole room full of strangers. he loves g-d, family, friends, power and women. in that order.
i think shahriar is the dos equis man…
a smart guy, buy a doodle grabber
dont play with your doodle a lot.
ok!
1. a persian name meaning (w-ng) “king”.
2. a person interested in “microwave sh-t”
3. son of evil
see kaffir
1. did you know that shahriar is a kaffir?
2. shahriar charges 2.3c per hour
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