Shake It Up
a terrible and unoriginal new show starring two girls who can’t dance to save their lives. their jokes are lame, overused, and uninteresting. they also have an overused laughtrack and they’re on a hit dance show called “shake it up”. totally original, right? and it’s on… you guessed it, disney channel. this show is a perfect example of the cr-p disney had turned into. i beg you, don’t put yourselves through immense torture by watching this pathetic excuse for comedy.
girl 1: did you watch that new episode of disney channel’s new show “shake it up” last night?
girl 2: no way. my sister watched it and she still has nightmares. like i’ll put myself through such torture. disney channel is terrible now, i cannot sit through one episode without rolling my eyes or sighing in exasperation or thinking “when is this going to end?”
girl 1: … agreed.
another sh-tty disney show. when will they learn to bring the cl-ssics like mickey mouse and donald duck back that the whole family can watch, not just stupid little girls? anyway, the jokes suck, the music sucks, there are too many cliches, and too much d-mn autotune! the dancing is atrocious, and the singing isn’t singing: its all f-cking autotune! just another cr-ppy disney show that only idiodic douchebag little girls can watch. shows like this is the abomination of mankind!
person 1: hey, whats that on tv?
person 2: ooh, its “shake it up”
person 1: what the f-ck! why isn’t there talent in disney channel shows and music anymore?
person 2: yeah f-ck this. i’m changing the channel.
a terrible disney show, so bad it makes you wish for the good old days when there was…hannah montana.
great plots, but said great plots are overshadowed by the overused, unfunny jokes, terrible acting, and horrible dancing.
shake it up sucks.
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