shake job


a style of hand job, not to be confused with a sand job. it takes place when the p-n-s is grabbed and thrown about in a very random matter (shaken).

if girls want to perform this s-xual act:

-grab shaft of p-n-s extremely loose like.
-shake in a random semi violent manner.
-do not stir
i totally thought i was gonna j-zz everywhere last night until this girl came back to my room and gave me the shake job to never forget #brutal. i would rather of gotten a sand job.

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