Shake the lettuce
removing the excess urine from a v-g-n-
after you pee,don’t forget to shake the lettuce!
a female urinating,
imagine water being shaked off a wet lettuce now subst-tute the water for urine and lettuce leaves for…
drunken girl at pub says to friend ‘i’ve got to go and shake the lettuce before i explode’ and proceeds to go to the toilet.
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