Shaken Man-tini
a shaken man-tini is a s-xual act, named after the alcoholic drink, the martini. it involves emptying the contents of a ballpoint pin and inserting opposite ends into the urethras of two p-n-ses until the glans (or heads) of the p-n-ses are touching, at which point the males begin to alternate -j-c-l-t–ns, forcing an ever-growing m-ss of s-m-n back and forth between the p-n-ses.
the only drink gayer than an apple-martini, is a shaken man-tini.
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