shake’n’bake tan
n. a tan achieved by going to a tanning salon. indistinguishable from a natural tan in the summer, but sticks out like a sore thumb in the middle of winter. almost as silly as a when a believable hairpiece gets blown off in a wind storm.
not to be confused with a bottle tan.
-during a blizzard a brown white chick goes by-
i could be wrong, but i do believe that is a shake’n’bake.
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