Shakeweighted


when a girl gives you a really hard, fast-paced handjob, as if your d-ck was a shakeweight.

could result in severe discomfort, chaffing, and difficulty shaking your d-ck after p-ssing.
dude my d-ck hurts so bad after my girlfriend gave me a hj yesterday. i can’t even feel my d-ck.

sounds like you got shakeweighted.
the act of having your partner finish you off on her face and or chest, in the motion of the shake-weight from them hilarious commercials.
kevin: ” hey, did you go home with that bartender last night?”

steve: “yeah.”

kevin: ”details!”

steve: ” well, we went back to my house, had a few drinks, smoked a joint and then she ended up shake-weighting me.”

kevin: ” you lucky b-st-rd. i can’t beleive she shake-weighted you.”

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