Shakin’ Da Bacon
a slang term for the male version of masturbation, whereas “shakin'” refers to the motion of the hand gesture and “bacon” represents the p-n-s, or whoopie stick.
hey man, do you want to come over tonight and watch the notebook with me?
nah, i’ll be too busy shakin’ da bacon.
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a word of question and affirmation. basically for real + serious. “i got those kicks i told u about.” “forealiously?”
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