shaking like a dog shitting razor blades
a term used to describe how badly someone is shaking either from the dts or nerves or while attempting to do something small and detailed like threading the eye of a needle.
described thus in reference to when a dog takes a dump, it often shakes its hind-end or whole body during the task. if it were razor blades being defacated, then the shaking would likely be infinitely more pr-nounced!
scott: -trying to put a nut on a bolt wedged way up inside the frame of his car- “i can’t…quite…get the mother…sh-t, i just had it…f-ck…i can’t get it, my arm is going numb!!!”
max: -watching scott fumble and shake as his arm becomes spaghetti from the tedious task- “dude, your shaking like a dog sh-tting razor blades.”
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