shallop
an ugly d-ck.
“i was about to get hyphy with a n-gg- last night, but he had a mean shallop !!”
“old bob was about to dip his b-lls in a b-tches mouth until she looked up an saw his shallop and left like she was never there.”
a lovely color, varying from the user. usually a cream or white color, with tones of pink and yellow. ideal for a wedding dress. the most perfect possible color ever.
“gee! i want my wedding dress to be shallop!”
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