Shallow River Paddling
shallow river paddling is a term used to describe what someone looks like while having s-xual intercourse. the term was coined during a canoe trip down a river with a very low water level. when a river’s water level is very low a person’s floating vessel may become stuck on rocks and other debris. when this happens he/she must violently thrust his/her hips in a manner resembling a dog violently humping its un-consenting victim to free the vessel from being stuck. this is the act of “shallow river paddling” or srp for short.
“did you see aaron shallow river paddling those hookers?
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