Shallow Vagina


when a girl realizes that her tampon sticks half way out of her v-g-n-, it is known as a “shallow v-g-n-”

when a man wants to have s-x with a woman but can’t be s-xually pleased because his d-ck will not go in her v-g-n-.
“and that’s when i learned my girl had a shallow v-g-n-”

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