shalomophobia


the fear of jews.
it is -ssumed that adolph hitler, mel gibson, my neighbor, and the victims of the madoff ponzi scheme suffer from shalomophobia.
skinhead: you’re a jew. i hate you.

me: your shalomophobia suggests that you may be a closet jew.

skinhead: well, my great-grandfather was 1/4 jewish, but that doesn’t count because he converted.

me: i’m hear for you, bro.

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