SHAMBAG™
a dusty, beat up plastic bowl filled with popped pimples and zits. horse s-m-n and leprechaun p-b-s is then added to all the particles in the bowl, and then it gets blended. when the blending is done, you have now created the mixture, sham™. it is then poured into a zip-lock bag that has holes punched in it. you place the shambag™ inside someone’s pillowcase, so when they go to sleep, the sham slowly oozes out onto their face.
hey, if you’re going to prank sam, just place a shambag™ under his pillow.
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