Shamberlynn Germany Syndrome
a condition in which the affected individual(s) is anywhere from mildly amusing to very exciting to be around in real life, but has no apparent redeeming values on the internet; i.e. typing “lol,” using “smilies,” and acting as a tardus extremus in the matters of abbreviation, humor, and spelling.
tommy: brian seemed somewhat cool at the party last night, but when i talked to him online…
-flashback ensues-
tommy fartanyan: hey, i just added you to my buddy list.
s-xyboi-brianafnd4u: who is dis
s-xyboi-brianafnd4u: o tommy rite/
tommy fartanyan: are you drinking?
s-xyboi-brianafnd4u: wat
s-xyboi-brianafnd4u: r u ther
s-xyboi-brianafnd4u: th3ere–
s-xyboi-brianafnd4u: thrtr-
s-xyboi-brianafnd4u: god-mnit lol
s-xyboi-brianafnd4u: three-
s-xyboi-brianafnd4u: lmao! there!
tommy fartanyan: g-gotta go!
tommy fartanyan signed off 12:30:22
-flashback ends-
tommy: i guess the screen name he gave me should have given it away!
kiko: cl-ssic case of shamberlynn germany syndrome!
tommy: ?
kiko: -chomp-
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