Shamewank
a shamew-nk can be defined by the distraught feeling you get after masturbation, knowing that your belly is covered in c-m having thought about the most disgustings thing ever.
examples of these are:
your dog
your cat
your best friends girlfriend
your best friend (same s-x)
your mum
your sister
the 80 year old woman down the road
dead people
i caught young billie havin’ a d-mn shamew-nk last night. motherf-cker had a picture of your sweet grandma in his left hand, while he beat his man meat and sp-nked on her gl-ss covered pretty lips. motherf-cker!
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