shamika
the girl with exceptional qualities..!!
s=s-xy
h=honest
a=affectionate
m=mindblowing
i=intelligent
k=kind
t=talented
the girl with exceptional qualities..!
s=s-xy
h=honest
a=affectionate
m=mindblowing
i=intelligent
k=kind
t=talented
pr-nunciation: (shu-mee-kuh)
origin: somewhere in the depths of compton.
the reincarnation of new york from “flavor of love” season 1. she is your ghetto -ss friend that is typically named sarah, sandra, sally or anything starting with an “s,” but when her hood rat side surfaces, she transforms into shamika. shamikas typically overuse the word “ratchet” and c-ck their head from side to side with the s-ss of an agitated c-ckatoo. she is a gossip queen and can tell you the shape, lengths and widths of every p-n-s in a 15 mile radius of her current location. she is a believer that weave is the devil because she is “all natural.” shamikas are patrons of establishments often catering cheap liquor and lifestyle condoms for free to those under the age of 18. if accidentally brushed into by harmlessly p-ssing, they will remove all jewelry from their body and proceed to grab the nearest article of clothing or hair on the poor, unsuspecting victim and attempt to whoop -ss, and once a shamika’s -ss has been beaten, she will post on facebook: “yeah! beated dat b-tchez azz!! no one f-ck with me!!” shamikas typically struggle through elementary school, but they eventually get out at the ripe age of 16. shamikas will steal anything green in their sight. they should be hospitalized before the transformation into shamika is permanent. if your friend is a shamika for more than 24 hours, consult your local physician as soon as possible.
guy 1: “what’s wrong with sarah?”
guy 2: “dude, her boyfriend broke up with her. she’s gone off the deep end…”
guy 1: “she’s a shamika…”
guy 2: “exactly!”
when your girlfriend/fiance/wife’s strong arm ghetto side comes out without warning, and s-shapes are made with her chin in a fluid motion.
i asked my girl what she was watchin on tv, and i got blindsided by the shamika when she started yellin for 5 minutes about me watchin sports, i then proceded to kindly forget to tell her that i wanted to take her out for a candle-light dinner.
stealin -ss b-tch
did you see that shamika swipe that credit card?
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