shammered

getting so drunk that you are smashed and hammered at the same time.
eric: dude; i was so drunk last night, i think i ate from a dog bowl
phil: yeah man… you were shammered!
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like being hammered only much, much, more so.
‘good night last night dude?’ ‘i have no idea whatsoever. i was shammered’
hammered and smashed combined into one
“omg i was so f-ckn shmammered at daniel’s party!”
the state of being sh-t faced and hammered.
man i just bunned soo much chronic, and downed that 40, i’m sooo shammed(shammered).
shammered: originated from the use of a construction tool term, ‘hammered’, to describe excess alcohol in the body. ‘sh-t’ from the origin of curse, is commonly used as an adjective to modify a noun in a positive, negative, derogative, or usually a useless sense. it sometimes can be used alone and still be considered a complete sentence as do other words of the curse origin. in this term the root word ‘hammered’ is being modified by the term ‘sh-t’. thus the adjective ‘sh-t’ is positively or negatively describing the state of hammered. this still does not define the ‘sh-t hammered’ experience as being a positive or a negative one. that is a personal decision. ‘sh-t hammered’ has over time been shortend or slurred to end up being pr-nounced ‘shammered’. or something close.
“shammerdly, shammerdest, shammerding”
“d-mn i am shammered!”
“you are walking very shammerdly.”
“that’s the shammerdest thing i have ever seen”
“you should be shammered of yourself”
etc… you get the picture…
“shammered” is another way of describing someone who appears or is drunk.

derived from the slang/phrase “hammered,” which also describes someone who is drunk, and the word “shot,” which, in drinking terms, describes some who is totally p-ss drunk “shot,” and is acting like a compete idiot because of it; therefore his mind is “shot.” (gone) (done) (finished) (temporarily fried)
oh my god, dom that guy is totally f-ucken “shammered.” he doesn’t even know what he’s doing or saying.
seriously + hammered = shammered
“that joker is so shammered”.