shammy
relax, comfortable, chill out, bro down, cloud nine, peace of mind.
usually happens when you have a day off, vacation, or you are in your pajamas all day.
hey would you like to go to work all day? h-ll no! im off, im going to go get shammy.
1. a nickname for shamu
2. one currently under the impression that she is dating a rather tall boy, too bad it is in fact it is very over
3. also known as a lawn gnome
4. one who is obsessed with mysp-ce
5. a poser who swipes everyone elses layouts, lyrics, etc
6. possibly a childhood star in steven king’s cat’s eye
7. one who despises melons with jealousy
8. one who has more rolls than a bakery
9. one who is mistaken in thinking that she is attractive and well-liked
10. one who is very ample
11. sink or float is not an issue
12. seafoam green, how ironic; it is not slimming! next time try black to hide the waves
who let shammy out of the ocean? not me.
the spokesperson for travelocity is shammy.
shammy needs to send food to the starving children in ethiopia.
shammy bowls with a frog who cannot spell ethiopia.
mirrors worldwide fear shammy.
you are looking quite shammy tonight, go on weight watchers.
warner bros misnamed their movie, it really should have been free shammy.
what a great line; watch out or shammy might jack it.
an expensive rag used specifically for wipeing up nut
eww whats that?” “go get the shammy
the final hit, shot, drink, etc. before going out.
dude, let’s shammy before we hit up the bar.
1: a towel absorber to dry off vehicles.
2: the shamwow guy.
3: a s-x legacy or a s-x god.
4: the best fighter on the earth.
5: awesomeness.
example1: i used my shammy to dry off my vehicle.
example2: the shamwow guy was selling shamwows on tv.
example3: man that guy i slept with last night was really shammy.
example4: did you here about that shamrock guy i heard hes the worlds greatest fighter.
example5:i slept with that guy last night he was really shammy (awesome).
simplification of the word shaman. often used in world of warcraft.
dang, this shammy owns everyone.
shammies are overpowered.
a type of girl who is not overwhelmingly beautiful, but will suffice for a hook-up.
yeah, she’s not all that hot, but she’d be a good shammy.
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