shamp

1. to exaggerate beyond belief resulting in disastrous consequences

2. to s-ss
1. “last night i shamped bob…i saw his girlfriend at a cafe and i told him she was cheating on him. too bad he killed himself…”
2. “i just got fired, don’t shamp me. i’m in no mood.”
7 more definitions
shamp is a variable term used in the pacific northwest of the usa. it acts as an “x” might in a math equation. it can be used as a verb, adjective, noun, ect.
“did you shamp my waffle?”
“i’m so shamping angry i could murder four shamps.”
“hey! what’s up, shampy.”
“shampy shamp in the shamper.”
1) a portmanteau for lamp shade

2) the act of wearing a lamp shade on one’s head.

3) committing general acts of bufoonery
i drank so much at that party, i found several pictures of me shamping in the living room posted on the internets the following morning. i don’t remember that at all!
the abbreviation for champagne
we was in the club poppin’ them shamps all night.

i got a m-ssive headache from all the shamps i drank last night.

champs is short for champions. shamps is short for champagne
shamps is a nickname for some one who get shampoo in there eyes when they take a shower, no matter what they do!
shamps: dude i keep getting shampoo in my eyes!!

waffle’s: poor shamps
commonly refers to a person who acts like a f-ckin r-t-rd in public whilst maintaining overall mental stature.

can also refer to someone who acts like they are baked, fried, high, drunk, crunked, or otherwise f-cked outta their mind from some sort of drug, when they are actually as sober a cop.

meaning 1:

what the f-ck is that stupid shamp doing trying to act r-t-rded…hes just tryin to get a free sucker from that b-tch–ss cashier..basterd.

meaning 2:

guy 1: yo man look at the drunk dude tryin to sweet talk that ugly chick over their

guy 2: man hes not drunk at all, hes tryin to get some ugly wizard sleeve p-ssy, what a f-ckin shamp.
an accelerated shump
“i just shamped all over the wall. it was so fast i nearly died.”