shampoo

a concoction used to cleanse one’s scalp. its ingredients consist of:

1 part sham
1 part poo
dang, i wish greasy gary would use some shampoo.
a liquid substance used by everyone, excluding those too poor to afford it, rednecks (they use soap instead), and the french (they hate showering).
normal person: shampoo is a part of my showering routine.

poor person: i wish i could afford shampoo.

redneck: i’m too much of a man to use shampoo.

french person: je déteste pour verser. je déteste le shampooing.
a fake t-rd.

derived from combination of sham and poo.
i thought the dog had managed to cr-p in the bathroom cabinet, but it was just shampoo.
chinese amazon girl from ranma 1/2 who is in love with ranma saotome. she fell in “spring of drowned cat,” which cursed her to turn into a pink cat when splashed with cold water. when splashed with hot water, she returns to her human form. she works for her great-grandmother cologne at the cat cafe in j-pan.
ni-hao, ranma! you come to date with shampoo, yes?
it means fake sh-t; something that is fake, and a piece of sh-t
you’re mom’s implants are sham poo dude. they’re just fake pieces of sh-t.
faced with an uncomfortable situation, to politely excuse oneself to the bathroom, only to never return.
it was the blind date from h-ll … musky cologne, piece of spinach in his teeth, talking continuously about his ex-girlfriend … so i went for a shampoo.
when you give someone a swirley in a poo filled toliet
“i’m so mad at roy for not plunging the toliet, i’m gona give him a sham-poo.”

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