Shampooed
day drinking after bingeing the night before. much easier to sustain a good day drunk.
i had 3 beers and was shampooed by 2p.m.
have you ever noticed, while bathing, that while it takes quite a bit of shampoo to lather your hair up the first go-round, if you try to lather it again a second time, it only take a drop?
well, being shampooed means that you were drunk the night before and it takes you only one drink to get hammered again.
dude, i just finished the first beer of the day, and i’m totally shampooed.
adj. mentally cleansed, espeically of behaviours, att-tudes, or even memories considered “undesirable” by one partner. to truly shampoo a partner requires a great deal of effort to achieve the required level of obedience, but results in a docile and obedient lover who cannot conceive of not wanting to obey and please.
gf1: “d-mn, margot really shampooed her toyboy!”
gf2: “he doesn’t even recognize his old girlfriends anymore…”
gf1: “she took him from free-range boi to shampooed toy!”
definition for drunk.
“hey you getting shampooed tonight?”
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