Shampooing The Gorilla
when a man -j-c-l-t-s on his pubic hair, proceeds to rub it in pretty well, then applies hair removing shampoo to his pubic hair area to remove it all. then takes the wad of s-m-n-pubic hair-shampoo glob, and then freezes it, allowing it to turn into a hard solid. then after freezing takes it and throws it at an old person. like a gorilla throwing a t-rd.
that elderly couple wasn’t ready for him after he was finished shampooing the gorilla.
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