Shamudick
pr-nounced; sha-moo-dihk
a shamud-ck is a usually white p-n-s that is heroically large in size, but not monstrous. the shape of such a p-n-s is akin to a dolphin, long and increasing in width towards the head of the p-n-s, although not necessarily slender at the base. a shamud-ck (also known as dolphind-ck) is very well maintained with high standards of hygiene and shaving. it is even attractive to hetros-xual men, for a reason they can not explain in detail. a shamud-ck is both shower and grower, starting somewhat impressive in size when flaccid, and growing to a regardable size when erect.
the owner of the first original shamud-ck, taylor (fratpad) often accompanies a display of his p-n-s with the sound effect of a bleeting dolphin, which suggests he is ridiculous as well as he is loveable, and also perhaps that he is in fact part dolphin.
taylor: eee-eee-eee-i-ee-i (whilst waving his p-n-s around)
evilone: it’s the shamud-ck!
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