Shamy
(sham ē)
someone who looks good in their profile picture, but when met in real life actually looks ugly. derived from the word sham: a thing that is not what it is purported to be; bogus; false. this is usually a girl who – due to makeup, lighting, or angle – looks very good in her chosen picture, but when met in real life looks nothing like the posted picture. a feeling of having been cheated usually washes over the shamy’s victims. it is as if one makes their way to a dealership to buy a lamborghini, but instead walks away with a honda. the shamy may not have intended to preform the horrendous act, but none the less, the strife they cause those who fall prey to their deceit is all too real.
help stop shamyism. stop sending and posting pictures which are unrealistic portrayals of yourself, and,hopefully, future generations will not have to suffer the strife of shamyism as so many in the past have.
“-hey man check out this hot pick of the girl i’m meeting tonight”
“-nah bro, she’s clearly a shamy. don’t expect this to be the girl you meet tonight.”
a couple name for one of the cutest couples on the planet, dr.sheldon cooper and amy farrah fowler, from the big bang theory
sheldon and amy makes shamy
a long haired h-rny hippie.
that has a girlfriend,
but wants to have a foursome,
with three other guys.
usually reffered to as a hippie s-x party.
emo kid:lets get naked and smoke weed,
and have a s-x party with shamy d00dz!
redhead kid:yah d00dz!
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