shandy moped
the opposite of the beer scooter. the super-slow method of transport that ensures it seems to take ages to get to the pub when you are antic-p-ting a big night out.
the shandy moped is especially slow when you have already had a few drinks, but not enough to get you properly drunk.
‘wow, this bus is taking ages’
‘seems that way, but i think we’re just on the shandy moped’
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