Shandy Sampler
a four-part s-xual act involving; v-g-n-l s-x, followed immediately by -n-l s-x, immediately followed by the male dipping his p-n-s in the woman’s favorite shandy beer. the woman then licks off the “sampler”, causing the male to climax in or around her mouth.
male 1: “why are you so happy?”
male 2: “i gave my girlfriend a shandy sampler last night!”
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