Shane Day
shane day
a shane day is one of those days when you wake up and have a beer for breakfast for example. one could also describe a shane day as a day where no non alcoholic drinks are consumed from sun up to sun down. this is not a day for the weak or inexperienced. to survive a shane day you must have a strong will to do exactly that, survive; being most of these nights include at least one life or death situation.
proceed with caution before speaking the words lets have a shane day.
warning: shane days often result in doing absolutely nothing the following day, absences from work, broken friendships, inappropriate text messaging and or sleeping under miscellaneous objects.
man yesterday was such a shane day, i was blacked out at 10am.
only shane can stack consecutive shane days, how does it he do it?
is he a machine?
drinking already, he must be ready for a shane day.
nothing better than a good light beer for breakfast.
dude, there’s nothing in your fridge other than beer. what are we going to have for breakfast. beer i guess.
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