Shanghai Dump
urban myth tells of a s-xual act that comes from the far east: a person engages in enough -n-l s-x to widen their -n-s so that a steaming dumpling can be shoved far up their -ss. this person then stands up and slowly performs kegels to squash and mush the dumpling so that it slowly falls out of their -n-s. the s-xual partner may choose to either lie flat on the floor waiting for the spew and attempt to catch it directly in his/her mouth. alternatively, they may rather kneel and keep their mouth nearby the -n-s so as to reliably receive the food and enjoy the view.
after their dinner-date chan was still hungry, so mildred offered him a shanghai dump to simultaneously feed his stomach and libido.
#-n-s; kegels; s-xual act
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