Shanghai Screamer
prior to engaging to copulation, suggest to your prospective partner that she knots her hair using two crossed chopsticks. upon entry into the v-g-n-l c-n-l from the rear (doggie style), and just before the moment of climax, the man removes the p-n-s from the v-g-n-, and inserts into the -n-s, uninvited, whilst taking control of the the chopsticks. at the moment climax, the man grips the chopsticks, and buries them into the scalp of the female recipient, thus leading to a blood-curling scream. (and perhaps blood from the -n-s, who knows?) after this extreme moment, reach into your dresser drawer and pull out a fortune cookie, and proceed to read the fortune to her.
roommate 1: “bro, i just heard some girl give out the loudest scream from your room. is everything okay?”
giver of the shanghai screamer: “yea. that b-tch be dead. i just gave her a shanghai screamer. peace out, beezy.”
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