shangover
a s-x-hangover. the feeling of aching and overall exhaustion that comes the day after a particularly vigourous s-xual escapade.
the feeling that makes you think: “d-mn, am i supposed to stretch before and after sh-gging?!”
highest risk of a shangover comes after the first s-x you’ve gotten in a while. this is because: 1, you tend to put more effort in, and 2, you’re out of condition.
guy: “mate, are you coming to football later?”
guy 2: “no way man, i have a serious shangover. my legs feel like they’re going to fall off – there’s no way i can run anywhere.”
guy 2: “it was worth it though.”
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