Shank pony
a bad-ss way of saying unicorn. a horse with a shank sticking out if its face!
tom: it’s just wied that you wanted a unicorn.
dave: …
(several stab wounds later)
steve: thats one bad-ss horse. what happened to tom?
dave: he insukted my shank pony
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