shank yanker


a middle-aged man who m-st-rb-t-s with a knife while listening to the recorded sound of children screaming.
when the cleaning lady opened the drawer and found a rusted blade and a spooge-stained tape recorder, she knew there was a shank yanker inhabiting the room.
one who yanks a very large p-n-s

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